What is your current annoyance?
money never stretches as far as you need it
Has anything happened to you within the past month that has made you really angry?
nah not really
Have you ever slow danced with someone?
not for years
Honestly, if you could go back one month and change something, would you?
yes
When was the last time you laughed really hard?
oh god every day at work
When you look at your cell phone, do you usually have a message?
depends if christa is awake or not
Do you have your own personal diary?
god no.
Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
im not gay
What made you decide to wear the outfit you wore today?
gym shorts and thermal. always put it on after work.
Is there anything you currently need to buy? If so, what?
new timing belt, fluid flush, CD-R, 7/16 socket wrench
Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
barely
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
lol fuck if i care
Do you think that your “first love” affects the way you go on with life?
in a sense
Do your parents force you to go to church?
no but it is a family thing and i respect that
Would you prefer a kiss on the hand or neck?
dick
Have you ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
yes
If the year only consisted of two seasons, which would you choose?
summer/fall…fuck the cold
Who was your last missed call from?
christaaa
Do you drink coffee?
if i have to be awake mon-fri at 545am youre damn right
How long do you usually chew on a stick of gum?
hours/days
Do you eat raw cookie dough?
i dont eat sweets
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
i dont know, lets ask whitney bishop
Are you in a good mood right now?
:) i can see her so yes
Do you take compliments well?
not at all
Do small children like you?
sammy and cam do thats all i care about
What do you miss right now?
summer is good.
Have you held hands with anyone in the past week?
nope
Would you ever get a lip tattoo? What would it say?
i have one. “FDR”
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the cover?
nope. i always stay under the covers
Last person you saw other than your family?
the guys at work?
Do you and your best friend look anything alike?
not unless im a curly haired mexican
What did you go to bed thinking about last night?
telekinesis
Do you ignore people when you’re mad/upset with them?
i shut myself off
What’s worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?
disappointed
Last beverage?
diet coke
Last August, what was your love life like?
a big lie
If somebody liked you, would you want them to tell you?
i guess if that makes them feel better
Where’s the last place you went?
werk werk werk
What time did you wake up this morning?
545
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
as long as they dont mind seeing my dick through my pants
What do the majority of people in your life call you?
jared
What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate?
be eatin human flesh for dinner
What are you looking forward to?
sleep and reading
What are you about to do?
call pablo back and then go to bed
Have you ever kissed someone who smoked?
yes
What were your first thoughts this morning?
the quicker i get ready the sooner i can drive Sweetness
What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
showered
Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?
absolutely whats another 10
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
no
Are you happy with life?
unbelievably so
What are you craving right now?
freezing cold dr. pepper and chris tata
Can you cook?
im Iron Chef Jared Flay
Who did you last make fun of?
toby and his african accent
Do you like to cuddle?
of course
Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
fuck no. i dont even want to date under 21.
Have you ever liked someone that treated you badly?
too many a time
Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
yup yup
Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
who am i to say
Has anyone ever tattooed your name on them?
pablo will. just wait and see. and ill get his.
Do you still talk to the person who hurt you the most?
sometimes when i pass by her and loudly call her a whore.
Does it annoy you when people say their heart is “broken”?
only when its for an immature reason
Do you get drunk every weekend?
yes
Do you have a bad habit?
very
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again?
yes
Do you want to move out?
have been for 4 years
Do you drink lots of water?
not enough
Can you live without your cell phone?
not willingly
Why did you cry the last time you did?
10 year anniversary of my fathers death
Did you cry today?
…am i a chick
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
pacsun
What were you doing last night at midnight?
passed out hard
Could you date someone taller than you?
not at all
Do you miss the way things used to be?
i really do
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
only shitheads and fucktards get that.
What holiday is your birthday closest to?
none
Are you going out of town soon?
august going homehaz
If you could change your eye color would you?
hazel please
What are you thinking of doing right now?
reading
What happened at 10:00 am today?
swapped the 2/1 ballasts in Keenan Hall for a larger, PCB free 4way
Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
stepdad and robbie vincents mom
Do your parents really know you?
not as well as they think
Do you think people talk about you?
i highly doubt it unless it was in reference to someone else
Do you think someone is thinking about you?
hopeso
What was the last thing you laughed at?
adam and his skewed sense of what is attractive
How did you wake up this morning?
5 alarms
What are you listening to?
jah jah know
Are you shy?
yes. very.
What did you do yesterday?
worked 7-4 came home homework bed
What plans do you have for tomorrow?
work 7-4 come home homework bed
Do you have any summer plans yet?
work 7-4 come home homework bed
Whens the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
on my way home and in about 4 minutes from now
What would you get a tattoo of?
im still deciding
Would you rather go to a party or go out of town?
if its a good party with a severe lack of freshman then yes
Ever talked to someone that was high?
yeah
Have you ever punched someone in the face?
yes many times
Do you like driving fast?
yes
What did you do for Halloween?
got wasted, fight broke out, got hit, pulled g status, talked to cops in elf outfit
Were you dating anyone this time last year?
unfortunately
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
the shop on break
What smells better, Gasoline or Permanent markers?
gasoline
Do you laugh a lot?
too much
Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
…no
Who did you spend your summer with last year?
samuel
Do you like hugs and kisses?
the fruit drink yes the candy no
Do you mind being cold?
yes. a lot.
Have you ever been told you were amazing?
once or twice
Would you date someone right now if they asked you?
i dont think its time for that yet
If you drank fifteen beers, what would you be?
being an asshole
Have you had more than one beer in the past week?
none actually
What swear word do you find yourself saying the most?
fuck
Have you spoken to an ex at all this week?
no
Last person who texted you?
christa
Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
rarely
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
yes
Anything you’re giving up on?
hopefully yes
Honestly, do you really love the last person you said I love you to?
Not at all.
When was the last time you were told you were cute?
idk recently
Have you ever slept on the floor with someone you liked?
yes
Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
hell no
